COOL LA SIAL KNN!!

A PICTURE PAINTS A THOUSAND WORDS!!

no explanation needed!

just appreciate greatness!!

next topic is about the weirdest shit ive seen man!!

this happened in the carpark infront of my block!!

I walked out of my lift and saw a bitch in all black.

she was kinda cute too.

then all of a sudden,

she squatted down

AND

STARTING SHITTING!!!

WTF!!

literally shitting!!

many people just like me were pretty shocked!!

thats not the end!!

SHE HAD SIX NIPPLES!!!

haha!!

it was really a BLACK DOG (BITCH)!!

i knew u scat-loving mother fuckers were imagining a Fiona xie or Maria Ozawa taking a dump!!

however, it was still weird to see a dog taking a dump in the middle of a CARPARK!!!

anyways i got my fucking license sial KNN!!

FINALLY A FULL OPTOM!!

i still wonder why some people still choose to waste 2 years of their time to get the same damn license!!

IM STALKING YOUR MOM, STALKING STALKING YOUR MOM!!!

crazy weekend

MOM's 60th!!

yes my mum is that old!

DAMN!

Got myself pretty drunk!!

its been a long while since i drank!

the food was good but not the damn waitress!

she kept bending down to show off her damn cleavage??!!

for fuck??

I WANTED BEER NOT MILK!!

today's dinner was a let down!

damn!

no alcohol + lousy food + average performances + hangover = Me wanting to puke the whole time!!

the already bad day had to end with my mum & aunt getting into a heated arguement YET AGAIN!!

they always nag at us about being matured and all and there they are behaving like kids!

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!

i do enjoy working for my company!

seriously!

the staff have been really good!

but the off days issue is a major turn off!!

AND I HATE THE FACT THAT I HAVE TO DO RELIEF DUTIES FOR OTHER FUCKHEADs FROM OTHER BRANCHES!!

CB!

i wanna stay in one particular shop!

maybe i am someone who dislikes uncertainties!!

due to this damn uncertainties,

i cant stick to a particular gym routine,

i cant plan my diet,

i cant plan ANY FUCKING thing since i dont even know my permanent post yet!

FUCK!!

im getting vaccinated soon!

damn!

im SICK of falling SICK!!!

30 dollars for almost a year without having to go through another episode of FLU is an awesome deal!

IM BACK TO DOING YER MOM, DOING DOING YER MOM!!

are we really living in a 'DEVELOPED COUNTRY'??

Does bullshit Moral Education that we were put through really help??

You have assholes treating the lifts as dumpsters!

Sometimes you have ah peks clearing their shit-filled throats as if you were not even in the same lift!

The worst of all uncivilised acts is to DIG FOR GOLD & LEAVE IT ON THE 'DOOR OPEN' BUTTON!!!

I'M NOT DOING THEIR MOMS!!

Today has been a day filled with 'elevating' experiences!

My customers had been very very smiley and bubbly which was automatically passed on to me!

Then i hit about 2500 dollars in sales which is a MILESTONE for me considering the fact that i only sold 99 dollars package frames back in OJO!!

Feel like ive improved but thats no reason to become complacent!

what the fuck is the HOYA logo doing up there???

oh ya!

i got a job offer!

this aint just ANY job offer!

it came from someone i totally din expect it to come from!

CANT MENTION THE NAME!!

but i guess the CLUE is OBVIOUS enough!!

BUSINESS ETHICS!

that sounded really ironic coz i dont think people in the business world have any kinda ethic! they will do anything to make your money theirs!

back to the previous point!

I was actually flattered when he told me he thought of me coz he felt i was a dynamic person!

and that i would suit the role pretty well!

WOAH!!

Paying more than my current job!

DAMN!

but i had to decline of course!

i am not someone to runaway from my commitments, so ill stay with OPTICAL 88!!

DOING YER MOM! DOING DOING YER MOM!!

FUCKING DISAPPOINTED!

regularly a group of 'special kids' would go over to redhill gym for some light training sessions!

these kids are from the 'MINDS' school nearby.

There is a physical trainer hired by the school to teach these kids!

today one of the kids accidentally entered the female toilet.

AND some auntie got a shock!

that was funny thou!

but thats not the point!

this mother fucking trainer started scolding the poor boy in front of everyone present at the gym!

Literally blasting him and questioning his intelligence!

If the poor boy was intelligent enough, he would not be needing any assistance from a dumbfuck like you!

DUMBASS!

He was scolding him in such a threatening manner, one which would be more suitable to interrogate that osama dog!!

that poor dude was almost gonna wet his pants n start crying at the same time!

WTF!

he is a SPECIAL kid man!

how the fuck can u blame him for entering the wrong toilet?

not say he went in and starting groping some women's ass!

even a special kid wont grope the asses of the women who go there anyway!

fucking senseless trainers these days!

wtf do u think was gonna be his next move??

ask the boy to give him a fellatio under water??!!

(for those who dunno what the hell im talking about in th previous sentence then its about time for u to start reading the newspaper)

the pain of losing is terrible!

i swear!

i really dont get it.

MAN UTD is a team based in England and they are not related to me in anyway, yet im so emotionally attached to them!

One loss ruined the entire day!

i could barely concentrate on selling anything today!

guess there is a word to describe my feelings: FANATICALNESS!!

DAMN!

THE REDS GO MARCHING ON ON ON!!

just a week ago MAN UTD looked like they were gonna do a sweep of the Premier league & Champions league!

Tuesday!

into the 92nd minute at the Allianz Arena, Mario Gomez steps on Rooney's foot which causes a minor tear in his ligament! (out for 3 weeks)

In the same sequence of events, Evra loses the ball inside the penalty ball for Ozic to smash home the ball into a virtually empty net!

2-1 down on aggregate!

Saturday!

NO ROONEY!

Versus Chelsea!

Mike Dean the referee!

You could just smell it in the air!

Penalties not given!

OFFSIDE GOALS HAPPILY GIVEN!!

CCB!

NOW, on the brink of losing both the Premier league title & getting knocked of the Champions league!

After one whole year of hard work, it all ends within a week!

If there was something positive that should come out of this season, it should surely start against Bayern THIS WEDNESDAY!!

FUCK!!

IM STILL DOIN YER MOM, DOIN DOIN YER MOM!!

REPUBLIC PLAZA

My new workplace!

Its located on the last floor just below the roof!

cool eh??!!

just kidding!

1st floor nia, if not who would even bother to go?!

3 man shop!

Eddie - Friendly old man - Super willing to teach!

ICE - Friendly, but there is a obvious relativity btw her name & her standard of english!

IM JUST SAYING!

The best part of all- WORKING HOURS!

Monday to Friday - 930 - 730!

Saturday 930 - 430

Sunday - OFF!

2 days i can come at 1030 which means i can go to the GYM before i go to work!

AND

After work i can still for my MMAMMAMMAMMAMMAMMAMMA!!!

WOOOOO!!

and of course my buddhist activites!

AWESOME LIKE FOURSOME!!!

BUT IT MAYBE JUST TEMPORARY FOR MY TRAINING PURPOSE!

ILL PRAY HARD ITS NOT THOU!!

DOIN YER MOM, DOIN DOIN YER MOM!!

BIG DAY!