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Sunday, May 30, 2010



k i have 5 cents to last me till my next pay come in!
awesome like foursome!

lovin my 24kg kettlebell!!
feeling more like fedor now!
lol!

Rampage totally disappointed me!!

I really dunno whether i should be happy that ballack is out!
Fuck i want Germany to win but i hate that fucking Chelsea Dog!!

But i know for sure there is one thing that i can never be happy about!
that is Rev Miyazawa leaving us!!
Tonight is gonna be yet another emotional farewell!
FUCK!!

ILL BE DOING YOUR GERMAN MOM!!
DOING DOING YOUR GERMAN MOM!!

Tuesday, May 25, 2010



ive really got nothing to write these days.
life has been rather monotonous lately!
0930hrs pull up shutter,
1930hrs pull down shutter!!
go home sleep!
sucha a cool life man!!

and im broke as well!
yeah broke!
nb!

i got 2k plus and it has almost totally vanished!
back to square fucking one!
damn its all coz of your mom!

lessons learnt: DONT TREAT EVERYONE AT THE SAME TIME!!
DONT DRINK BEER LIKE ITS WATER!!
DONT FORGET TO PLAN YOUR FINANCES AHEAD!!
LASTLY,
DONT CLUB!! YOU'RE NOT 18 ANY LONGER!!!

this month would be smoother, i hope!

I NEED TO DO YER MOM!! NEED MONEY!!

Friday, May 21, 2010


As we go on,
We remember,
All the times we,
Had together,
And as our lives change,
come whatever,
We will soon be
Friends Forever!!

it keeps playing in my head!
fuck!
hated poly life!
now i miss it! damn!!

pardon me for my gay moment!!

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

i guess everybody knows the topic of TODAY by now!!

GRADUATION BABY!!

after 3 years of struggle!

felt nostalgic to see every mofo out there!!

would have loved to see mom's face when i was up on stage!!

lastly,

FUCK U LA CB DAWN TAN CHOY HONG!!!

KNNBCB!!!

GO FUCK URESELF PINOCCHIO!!!





anyway this is my first real gift for my mom!!

nothing big but expensive enough for now!!

love u mom!!

Monday, May 10, 2010

drinking!
getting fat!
nothing new!

St James was a total failure!
all i could smell of was probably crayons n milk bottles!
the entire place was swamped with KIDS!
god damnit!
had to restrain myself from fucking throwing a punch or an elbow the entire time i was on the dance floor!!
maybe im just too old for this crap!
i would prefer to go to a BAR, have a BEER & just talk cock with ma frens!!
i guess im really getting old!
next stop: Retiree's home!

while having some drinks with my colleagues, i had this strong urge to have a smoke (how surprising rite??)
while i was smoking i saw an army of red ants.
ive hated red ants since i was a pube-less dude (honestly i still am!) ignore this sentence if u are below 24!!
so i blew a lung-full of smoke at a particular ant!
what happened next was simply amazing.
that poor fella got stunned!
literally stunned!
its was hilarious AT FIRST!!
he was in some kinda daze and was falling of the railing.
THEN a few of his 'brothers' ran(crawled) towards him n started pulling him up.
then they performed some kinda mouth to mouth kinda stuff on him.
and he actually recovered after a minute long struggle!
DAMN I HATED MYSELF AT THAT MOMENT!
The Buddha has thought me to respect all beings n i was there doing that crap!
FUCK MYSELF!

but what was so amazing was the spirit of 'BROTHERHOOD'!!
creatures like them put us to shame!
there are a few people who really do know the meaning of brotherhood n there are those who dont!
the only similarity is that all of them come from the same group,
GANGBANGBROS!!
im not gonna mention names!
seriously!
but u know who u are!

I DIN MANAGE TO DO YOUR MUM AT SENTOSA!! DAMN!!

Wednesday, May 5, 2010



a pretty fantastic day overall!

it feels good to bump into my GANGBANGBROS!

Jinn man was a blur cock today!
i believe it has to do a great deal with his workplace!
his redhill neighbourhood optical shop looked like a stationary shop
AND
they actually sold spiderman soft toys too!!
WTFFFFFF!!!
lol jinn man!!

Met BOSS(kelvin) at the ciba vision movie nite la sial!!
seeing this bastard made me feel better after sitting thru a boring movie experience because KELLYN & ZIWEI were happily gossiping away while i sat there stoning!!
the best news was that BOSS ACTUALLY GOT A GF READY LA SIAL!!
power la boss!!
fucking proud of u man!!
seriously!
had reasons to believe that u were abit cowardly in the past but you've blown that impression miles away man!!
but always remember......
BROS BEFORE HOS MAN!!

TIME TO STALK YOUR MOMS THIS SATURDAY BABIES!!!
LETS DO THIS SHIT MAN!!!

Monday, May 3, 2010


fucking bastard!!

cant believe i was stupid enough to think that LIVERFUCKINGFOOL would actually WIN against chelsea!!

fucking scouser pussies!!

GERRARD the great fucking captain!!
wow!!
fantastic touches he got man!
a great through ball to DROGBA!
wat a pass man!
i would love to learn that technique man!
what precision!
fucking cunt!!

im still proud of what united have achieved thus far!!
glory glory!!

IM STALKING YOUR MOM!! STALKING, STALKING YOUR MOM!!