Its time to prepare myself for work life!

i dont wanna start complaining about having to suddenly start working!

but yeah if thats how it is gonna be then ill just have to be prepared!

Which means ive gotta meet up my Bros later!

Try to make the most out of this outing!

thou i really dont wanna eat steamboat!

STEAMBOAT+ALCOHOL=7 extra pounds of fats! (Duh, obviously exaggerated)

Then its all about getting mentally prepared!

i dont know how to be physically prepared for this job, not as if i need to bash someone's face through the ground or something!!

Just get back in shape la i guess! fuck i look pregnant!

Doin yer mom, doin doin yer mom!

3 fucking important issues in order of importance!!

1) Scousers Silenced!

we kicked some mutha fuckin dick lickin scouser ass on sunday!

A thoroughly well deserved victory in every aspect thou some man utd haters may claim that it was not a clear penalty!

well even if we did not get the penalty, we would have scored later on!!

PARK JI SUNG's fantastic header gave us the all important victory against our dumbass neighbours!!

2) Irony of my results

When i first opened it, i was pleased momentarily!

that was obviously until i saw my contact lenses grade!

A FUCKING C!

all thanks to a B,I,T,C,H!!

I really dont understand!!

REALLY DONT!

almost the entire 01,02 class did not hit their GE quota and all passed with wanking colours!

and they missed their quota by a mile!

I MISSED MINE BY 1!

1 pathetic delivery and i get a FUCKING C!

its not just about the look of a C grade in my results but rather how it affects my cumulative GPA as a whole!

IF I HAD GOT MY B or B+, which i should have got, my cumulative GPA would be over 3!!

ARGH!!

its just fated la i guess,
THAT YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON TO EVER CROSS MY LIFE!!

THANK YOU & OF COURSE FUCK YOU!!

AND YES MAN UTD's VICTORY IS OF MORE IMPORTANCE THAN MY RESULTS!!

3) Ultimate Gay-ness!!

i was happily enjoying a couple of towers at Stories pub with Nic n Will.I.Am when i had a sudden urge to release my bladder full of alcohol!

when i stormed into the cubicle to relieve myself i was greeted with this CRAP!!

THIS IS JUST GAY MAN!!

who the fuck stacks LAYERS of tissue before you take a fucking crap?!

i bet even the ladies dont do such bullshit?!

even if u did such a gay act, fucking clean it up man/thing!!

WTF was he/it thinking??

ADAM GLAMBERT, you should have just stayed in america!!

stop spreading ure gay love HERE!!

ANGRY BIRDS!!

IPHONE users plz download this muthafuckin awesome game!!

Fucking addictive!!

but HIGHLY ENERGY EXPENSIVE!!

facebook is really a marvelous social networking tool!

HOWEVER,

there is too much negativity going around!

people whining every single day about how pitiful they are,

how sad their lives are,

how it sucks to be single,

how they wish they had true friends,

how they lost their jobs and now their life sucks!!

its crazy man!!

And of course the most common complain is THE LACK OF LOVE!!!

IF YOU DONT LOVE YOURSELF, WHO THE FUCK IS GONNA LOVE YOU??

I believe we must make the best of our lives no matter how fucked up it may seem like!

If u wanna complain, go ahead!!

BUT DONT MAKE IT A DAMN HABIT!!

its just shows how weak and pathetic you are!

I really need to work on this badly!

i dont wanna be an alcoholic,

i dont wanna ruin my life,

i dont wanna ruin my future children's lives,

i wanna be there for my family!!

FUCK!!

I dont wanna end up like the one person i NEVER wanted to be!

Come on PREM, get a hold of youself DAMNIT!!!

BUDDHISM ROCKS!!

when this issue first came about, i was angry but not really bothered!

But after watching the fucking video of some parapundamava knn cb dog insulting the buddha,

i really feel like STABBING HIS DAMN BALLS (thats if he had any)

firstly the actors are so fucking fake!

THE GIRL: "im english educated"

are u shitting me??

u english educated??

u fucking speak like an ah lian getting boinked at boat quay!! WTF!!

THE MAN: "Buddhism said i can become higher than GOD"

and they claimed he was an ex-monk as well!!

FUCK U LA DEI!!

i studied more buddhism than u la CCB!!

You can NEVER be higher than god BECAUSE THERE IS NO GOD!!

dumbass!!

we believe in KARMA & reaching a state of enlightenment!

IF U SAY THERE IS NO RE-INCARNATION THEN TELL ME WHY ARE PEOPLE BORN DISABLED??

JUST ANSWER THIS ONE QUESTION LA KP!!

nothing personal aimed at any of your religions, you dont know how it feels like when your religion constantly gets attacked by another!

i totally understand the feelings of the people from middle-east!

Schindler's list!

Another classic!

Won Best Picture in 1993!

No denying it!

A great movie about a NAZI businessman who actually had a HEART!

Im freaking missing the chalet already!
DAMN!

An inspirational movie!

This should be shown to ALL TEACHERS OUT THERE!!

especially those who judge the students who are different,

those who think we are failures,

those who judge you by the way you look!!

I FINALLY PUT PEN TO PAPER FOR MY JOB!!

YEAH MOFOS!

im officially part of the OPTICAL 88 family!!

which is part of the city chain family!!

which is part of STELUX!

LOL!!

fuck la!

i brought it upon myself la!

CB!!

Should have taken the damned 'DELIVERY' quota seriously

BUT!!!

IF you the great DT wanna fucking fail me because i did not hit that quota then i believe you should fail the entire 3B batch for not hitting their GE quota rite??!!
ABSOLUTELY!!

but i dont expect much leniency from u la anyway!!

ILL JUST HAVE TO WAIT TILL THE 24th TO SEE MY FATE!!

ALL I CAN DO IS PRAY!!

GLORY GLORY MAN UTD!

its the start of an important month

ill most probably be going for an interview @ the end of it!

its time to get back in shape

no one would want to hire someone who looks like a slob rite?!

not aiming to get washboard abs all,

just presentable would do!

which means no alcohol & cigarettes!!

More fruits & vege!!

DAMN!!

But im not gonna hold back myself during the chalet thou!!